Grampy Vampy

Peculiar Humor

Grampy Vampy

Retirement Bites! In the pristine suburbs of Dansville, where manicured lawns and HOA rules reign supreme, a shadowy newcomer has shattered the peace: Horace, the world’s oldest vampire, now “retired” and sinking his fangs into the necks of posh residents. At first, the uppity neighbors grumbled about his screeching bats, prowling black cats, and wriggling coffin grubs—but weeks of mysterious bites have pushed them over the edge.

The HOA’s gossip queens, desperate for normalcy, have secretly hired you and your crew: vampire slayers extraordinaire. How do we know Horace is ancient? He sports creaky dentures for chomping, and he’s so feeble that Blood-Hub delivers his crimson dinners right to the door!

Posing as an innocuous house cleaning crew, you must infiltrate his eerie mid-century suburban home dripping with velvet drapes, antique mirrors that don’t reflect, and suspiciously warm soil in the backyard garden. Get dirt under your (coffin) nails digging up buried evidence, sift through dusty crypt ledgers, and hunt his prized false fangs hidden among potion vials and faded love letters.

But hurry! You’ve got until sunset to steal those dentures, dunk them in holy water, and neutralize the bloodsucker forever—or risk joining his eternal retirement party with fangs of your own!

Can you outwit the wheezing undead geezer, banish his bite, and restore Dansville’s sunny suburbia… before twilight claims you?

Don’t Wake Grampy or you’ll become a Vampy
*Recommended for Groups with experienced players. *