Get happy!
Elf Myself
You’ve dreamed of being Santa’s elf your whole life through, With jingling bells and green curly-toed shoes! You burst into song without warning or reason, And your focus flits fast like a fly in the season.
Lately elves chase new dreams with glee, Dentistry, shoemaking, baking in trees— The North Pole’s toy shops are empty and bare, A desperate shortage of makers up there! Standards have dropped to an all-time low, Making YOU the perfect elf for the show!
One frosty eve, as the snowflakes dance, A magical letter arrives by chance. From Santa himself, with a seal of red wax, Inviting you north for a once-in-a-lifetime task!
Hearts full of joy, excitement ablaze, You step through a portal in shimmering haze. Suddenly there in a whimsical scene, Glittering snow and lights evergreen, Candy-cane pillars that twist and delight, Twinkling bright in the soft polar night.
The Elf in Charge greets with a cheerful “Ho ho!” “Welcome, dear friends, to our workshop of snow! To join Santa’s team of Elfin Toy Makers so fine, Complete the great course— you’ve just one hour’s time!”
Assemble toys swift with precision and speed, Build joy and wonder for children in need. Sing songs of cheer that ring through the air, Laugh loud and jolly without a care. Devour cookies in stacks piled high, To fuel your spirit beneath the sky. Call reindeer with whistles both clear and true, Pack Santa’s sleigh till it’s brimming anew.
Do you have what it takes, little elf bold and bright, To graduate true and make Christmas right? Help Santa retire his “Help Wanted” plea, Or watch the clock tick and toys cease to be?
Grab your pointy ears, don your hat with pride— It’s time to prove you’re North Pole inside!
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